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 Posted: Sat Feb 3rd, 2007 05:58 am
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Very bad … but very funny…




The love story of Ralph & Edna.

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't
mean they don't love you with all they have.

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while
they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly
jumped
into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him.  She swam to the bottom and pulled
him out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news
and bad news. *The good news is you're being discharged, since you were
able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the
person you love.
 I have concluded that your act displays sound
mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph, hung himself in the bathroom with
his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's
dead."

Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon
can I go home?"









 



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